Why is the Internet Connection slow? Is it because my D”ck is too big?
Excuse my french, pardon my language. I am just extremely irritated with our Internet Subscriber coupled with my slow laptop. Fuck my life! Why now when I need to upload the video blog I made earlier this morning, intended for Meinofel’s eyes only though. I woke up late this morning (due to my obsessive aptness of finding the best of the best soothing music ever recorded from the most talented artists of this generation and of the past.) I slept nearly around 12mm to be exact; but still uncertain because I was continually replaying Miss Winehouse’s “Back to Black” single. Oh, agony of the hearts! Basically, I used up my languid time in making this said video. I was toying with my twiggy’s effects ( I lack know-how in DSLR cameras however there is always room for improvement. So they say.) So, I ended up making more than 5 videos, checking ones that were facebook ready then twiggy started giving me weird and foggy shots. I got scared and was sweating bullets “Fuckity fuckity fuck. Not my camera, pleaseeee!” I haven’t been using twiggy for awhile for I fear that i might over used my camera and stuff, the last time I used twiggy was during our family’s new year party. So, I was stressing out that maybe some kind of defect happened inside my camera while I was recording more than 5 videos. I tried cleaning the outside lens, tried altering the menu, taking shots again, still foggy, got really scared. Shit. I opted to bring him to my Dad’s close friend who probably knows how to fix this because he is a photographer and he might be the doctor that my baby needs. Eventually, I got the hang of it and was fixed in no time. I fixed twiggy myself with that brilliant thought that just popped out of my mind. Great! :) However, THIS is not great. Oh bummer, why waste in waiting for this freaking connection to finally work in full swing? I live in the middle of nowhere. That sire, answers the question of why the internet connection is being a bitch and not my dick because obviously I’m a lady and I don’t have one. Le Sigh
